It's midnight in Texas and I can't buy beer. So I'm writting another blog.

Richie quit the tour, something about somebody throwing a TV at him.

Went to Jail.

Got out of Jail.

Went back to Jail.

If you're wondering how, the video speaks for itself.

Fuck'n Idaho law enforcements got no sense of humor.

The tour's still roll'n.

We shanghaied my buddy Adam hammer from the San Francisco Comedy Competition,

And with a little luck, his wife won't even divorce him.